Joe’s thoughts on the Kung Flu

Joe is writing this post from quarantine at his cabin in the mountains. This will get Joe away from the chaos, but will also let me focus on my writing. Here is a picture of Joe and his family driving to the cabin.  And here I am hard at work, writing this post! I’m really looking forward to spending more …

The Sins of Christmas

Some may disagree, and they are wrong, but we’ve officially entered the Christmas season. Aside from being the best holiday, Christmas is also a magical time of year. The lights, decorations, snow, and Christmas cheer make is seem like the whole world is putting on a show for you. Unfortunately, while sometimes you get Black Hamilton, other times you get …

The Worst Part about Super Bowl LIII

No, it’s not the low score. It’s the name. Here’s the truth: most people can’t convert Roman numerals above 10. Anything with a L, C, D, or M is a lost cause. It’s time for the NFL to change its numbering of these Super Bowls. Don’t wait until the 89th Super Bowl to realize how terrible the next decade will …

Happy Thanksgiving

Why are they playing Christmas music, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet! I’m sure you’ve heard it. Of course, they are referring to the music played in stores and malls and played over the radio. This is Joe’s reply. First of all, if it bothers you so much, feel free to move past the 6th century BC, and do your shopping online. …

I Have Decided to Come Forward

The following is a prepared statement: I am not telling you this because I want to. I am doing so because I believe it is my duty to speak the truth about what happened. I grew up in a quiet neighborhood of Rockford, Illinois. In the summer of 1994, like most summers, I spend most every day in the neighborhood, …

Joe’s Rules for Life

Joe is proud to announce a new article series on Le Joe Blog, Joe’s Rules for Life. Joe will take his decades of experience at winning, condense it into bite size nuggets of wisdom, and present to you a list of easy to follow rules. Rules, that if followed, will transform your average (to below average) life into the life …

Joe Walks Out

Today, Joe joined the millions of students and teachers across America as they walked out in protest of a terrible injustice. The circle of violence must end. People’s lives are being ruined. Joe, and countless others, have had enough. It’s time to take a stand. It’s time to say that enough is enough. How many more must suffer before we …

Joe Returns!

You are surely wondering, perhaps out loud, where Joe has been these last many months. After a tragic incident on Halloween night 2016, Joe was rushed to the hospital, and by midnight, in a coma. This coma lasted 14 months. Then just as the great ball fell in New York on New Year’s Eve, Joe woke with a start, as …